Yes, that's the Eiffel Tower in the middle of my farm. What of it?
Dear Reader,
I offer my heartfelt apologies for not keeping up with my blog lately. I’ve been distracted by the little things in life: work, keeping house, and playing Farmville on Facebook.
Seriously. Farmville.
It’s a fun little time-occupyer when I have nothing else to do. It’s also something to do when I have a million other things to do, but I’d rather play on my farm than mop the kitchen floor.
I have been keeping up with politics now and then, but frankly, I was getting burned out on all of the blatant bullshit.
I’ve grown tired of defending myself against brainwashed idiots. They show up on my blog and throw out insults and strawman arguments with absolutely no substance or relevance to the topic.
It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even stand to watch Obama talk, never mind hear his voice. I can’t get beyond his first volley to the other teleprompter. It’s like watching someone who is watching a tennis match. Nauseating.
When Nancy Pelosi shows up on the news and begins to speak, my ears bleed. I think I actually heard her bray one time.
When Harry Reid shows up, my bowels grumble in protest and I have to run for the restroom.
Every time I see Rahm Emmanual on the telly I get the urge to buy some rat poison. Doesn’t he look like a rat? He reminds me of George in “Of Mice and Men.” Slick and smarmy.
Eric Holder: he makes me think of a gigolo – a man who has been bought and is now providing the necessary services.
So I’ve been away from the game of political discourse, recuperating from the grind in a make-believe farm land where I have pink sheep who wear little springy heart thingies on their heads. They’re called “Love Ewes.”
My pretend farm is a much nicer place than the real world of oppression, tyranny and the Chicago way. As one friend suggested, perhaps Zynga should come up with a game called “Bunkerville.” I would definitely sign up for that game!
March 2, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Good to have you back S’marty. If they start up “Bunkerville” I’ll play and be your neighbor. I’ll be more than happy to share ammo and MREs with you.
Turn off the TV and enjoy life on the farm.
Stay iron,
Pops
March 2, 2010 at 11:33 pm
PS: Nothing wrong with having the Eiffel Tower on your farm. It’s a good spot to fly the German flag.
March 2, 2010 at 11:35 pm
The German flag? How about the French flag? LOL! Thanks for reading my little quickie, Pops. I thought it was high time for a little update.
March 12, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Well said . . . whenever I see Pelosi, I think of Crypt Keeper.
Obama’s voice . . . is a waste of eardrum vibrations.
Farmville sounds like a much nicer place than where we really are, so why not spend time there?
March 12, 2010 at 11:17 pm
I have heard that quip about Pelosi looking like the Crypt Keeper. Funny! I’ve also heard that Obama’s voice can cause bleeding from the ears.
May 25, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Two things are obvious. You are a great judge of character and are slightly to the right of Attila.
May 25, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Thanks for checking out my blogs, Roney. When I’m in the mood and the muse is in agreement, I truly enjoy writing and griping. Our current administration has given me a LOT to write about – in fact, there’s so much, that I’m way behind!